This weekend, I shared with my son that my only regret about leaving the classroom was that I could not teach my own children. It was a sweet sentiment and poignant moment that I thought would demonstrate my love for him in a meaningful and impactful way. You almost feel his warm embrace when he responds with...
"Dad, you would be a horrible teacher."
Shocked and thinking he was joking, I laughed and triumphantly said, "I was an excellent teacher and would be even better today!"
"You would be a train wreck. You wouldn't last a week," he responded.
My wife sat silently, with a smirk, foreshadowing the car crash that was happening right in front of her.
"I travel the country and stand in front of teenagers all of the time teaching! I MAKE MY LIVING, THE ONE THAT PUTS FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH, TEACHING," I extorted triumphantly!
“Yeah, and then you get on a plane! Way to go, Scott Lang Leadership!"
(Yes, he calls me by my business name when he wants to goad me. It always works.)
For the next twenty minutes, he explained in no uncertain terms that I was old, out of touch, and unable to connect with and understand today's teens. He informed me that the world is different than when I was a teacher, and kids are different now.
This is when my wife jumped in.
FINALLY! I was about to feel the love and support that comes with loving someone for twenty-three years, and my boy was gonna get an earful of Dad's awesomeness.
"Sweetie," she said in a soft and loving tone (you know, the kind of voice that is about to tell you that someone died or that the SUITS reboot doesn't have any of the same characters), "We love you & think you are amazing at a lot of things... But I think your son is right. It would NOT be good for you to return to the classroom, and you should DEFINITELY NOT be your son's band director."
What? My world was rocked. How could she take his side? Sure, she created him, and he gets better Valentine's gifts than me, but she knew me as a teacher and how awesome sauce I was. And in case she forgets, I remind her all the time.
I'm a modern and up-to-date type of guy. Right now, I am wearing a half zip with a French tuck and cool shoes (all of which my wife picked out). I would say I'm "hip," but that would prove the exact opposite.
I am good with technology and can communicate via almost any electronic device. But, if you ever get a text from me with "LOLZ," "OMG," or "IMHO," it doesn't mean I've caught up with the younger generation. It means I'm dead. Dead, and someone has stolen my phone. Worse than that, they're using terrible grammar. Don't let them near my epic—and frankly, a bit overstated—mausoleum.
Because of this attitude, my family considers me out of touch, a relic, and unfit to occupy a podium or a music classroom. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't care if I taught English or something. I wonder if they will put me out to pasture or just put me down? Suddenly, I am Old Yeller?
"Dad," he said, "You've got to evolve. Kids today are different and well... you're kind of stuck in your ways."
Evolve? I've seen musical trends come and go, and through it all, I've stuck to one guiding principle: music is music, kids are kids, and teaching is teaching.
I tried to plead my case, but my wife and son remained steadfast and immovable. Finally, to shut me up, my son said in a condescending and dismissive voice, "Okay, Dad, sure."
That kid is a piece of work.
We will have to agree to disagree on this and many other subjects. I would be an excellent music teacher today. Better than before. I am more patient now than I was twenty years ago. I have a better grasp of pedagogy and rehearsal techniques. I have been witness to exceptional teachers and life-changing concerts. And yes, having children in music has given me a sense of perspective and purpose over time.
But also...
Because teaching music is timeless, it's not like other curricula. We play music exactly as it was written long ago. We rehearse in chairs and stands as our forefathers did and play on instruments invented in another century. We dress in uniforms and march on a field the way the Minutemen did during the Revolutionary War. And, just yesterday, the President's Own performed wind band music for the Inauguration of our 47th President, just as they did for President John Adams.
More than anything, despite ever-changing trends and technology, I believe with every fiber of my being that kids will always be kids, teachers will always be teachers, and music will always be music.
Trends and tech may change, and slang may evolve, but the power of connecting with kids through music remains eternal. So, as long as I am breathing, I can teach.
IMHO!
Have a great week!
Scott